More… Jokes and Puzzles! +Games

I have not been able to write for a long time..

I would like to write some more..

Now I have the chance to write! I am going to write another “Jokes and Puzzles!” post.

Here is the most recent one from my previous Jokes and Puzzles!

What does the minotaur do for it’s job?

It gives out mino-tour guides!

That is only the first. I have more complicated and harder ones here.

A rich man bought a black dog. He would only by a black dog. Why?

Hint: He could have bought a black cat. Of course, they are bad luck. He could have bought any black furred animal. It had something to do with his clothes. But what?

Answer: All he had was black clothes. He was rich and had a very clean house. He bought a black dog so that it’s fur would not show on his clothes. Any other color would show on his clothes.

Tounge Twisters

A

An Awesome Alligator Ate An Asteroid

G(P)

Good Goats Go Get Boats

P

Pretty Princesses Pat Puppies

W(N)

Wet Windows Would Not Want Withered Waxflowers

There are more tounge twisters on my first Jokes and Puzzles!

I just invented a cool game:
PLAYERS: 2+               FUN RATING: 9.999/10
TIME:        5-10 min.  MADE BY: Me!

INSTRUCTIONS (very sorry if it is to hard for you to play)

1. Choose what mode you want to play on.

Easy
Speed: Your best.
Points per word: 2 points.
Times needed to say: 3.

Normal
Speed: A little slower/faster then your best.
Points per word: 3 points.
Times needed to say: 7.

Intermedite
Speed: A little more then a little faster/slower then your best.
Points per word: 4 points.
Times needed to say: 10.

Hard
Speed: Quite a bit more faster/slower than your best.
Points per word: 5 points.
Times needed to say: 13.

Expert
Speed: Lots more faster/slower then your best.
Points per word: 6 points.
Times needed to say: 15.

Ultimate
Speed: Tons more faster/slower then your best.
Points per word: 7 points.
Times needed to say: 20.

2. Now that you know the mode, write down the tounge twisters you want to do. If there is more then 1 person then tell them what tounge twisters you and them will be playing.

3. Keep someone by you when you say the tounge twister. He/She will tell you about which words are well said and which are not.

4. Score the points per word each time you correctly say a word and lose half the points per word when you do not say the words correctly.
(Round odd numbers down.)

5. The person with the most points after saying all the tounge twisters wins!

6. If you are playing by yourself (and with someone keeping your words) then keep track of your scores and see if you can beat yourself!